PIDGIN VERSION OF PSALM 23

Date: 17-11-2008 3:44 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 17-11-2008 03:44 PM (16 years ago)
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1. The Lord is mai shepherd I dey kamkpe

2.He make mi sidon for where betta dey flow Come put
me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.

3.He panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin name.

4.Walahi!, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people borku,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey back like bone dey
comfort me.

5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All mai enemies
dey look anyaa. You rub me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion.
Mai cup na Ogunpa wey come overflow.

6.True true, betta life and mercy go come mai back till I quench.
And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai.

GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO.
AMIN!

Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- karina at 17-11-2008 03:48 PM (16 years ago)
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I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THISBUT I SWEAR IT'S COMPLETELY DRY.
Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 17-11-2008 03:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Hmmmm... i'm shocked at you Karina...

Omotola u try oooh...
Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 03:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: karina on 17-11-2008 03:48 PM
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THISBUT I SWEAR IT'S COMPLETELY DRY.
no need to sorry. dem don post dis joke many times over
Posted: at 17-11-2008 03:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago)
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DGUY posted it i could remember
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 7-06-2009 01:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 7-06-2009 01:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 8-06-2009 03:23 AM (15 years ago)
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hmm..lolsz,nice
Posted: at 8-06-2009 03:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- segxi at 11-06-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 11-06-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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