Poor guy

Date: 02-03-2011 9:53 am (14 years ago) | Author: kay
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- at 2-03-2011 09:53 AM (14 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-03-2011 09:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 2-03-2011 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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still very funny
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 2-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 2-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chamming at 2-03-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 2-03-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 2-03-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
Posted: at 2-03-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2011 11:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
na tru dem tell am naa
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 3-03-2011 12:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
EVERYTHING PB4, WHO F***ING CARES. @ POSTER, NICE ONE MAN!!
Posted: at 3-03-2011 12:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 3-03-2011 12:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on  3-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
EVERYTHING PB4, WHO F***ING CARES. @ POSTER, NICE ONE MAN!!
U sabi beta thing jare.....
Posted: at 3-03-2011 12:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 10:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  2-03-2011 10:35 AM
still very funny

Yep!
Posted: at 3-03-2011 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 3-03-2011 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  3-03-2011 12:20 AM
Quote from: kani_mendez on  3-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
EVERYTHING PB4, WHO F***ING CARES. @ POSTER, NICE ONE MAN!!
U sabi beta thing jare.....

U guys can say that cos u have not hear the joke be 4 if u have u would have even say PB9
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on  9-03-2011 02:44 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  3-03-2011 12:20 AM
Quote from: kani_mendez on  3-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
EVERYTHING PB4, WHO F***ING CARES. @ POSTER, NICE ONE MAN!!
U sabi beta thing jare.....

U guys can say that cos u have not hear the joke be 4 if u have u would have even say PB9
A nice joke will always remain a nice joke.......the fact that it has been pb4 is not an issue...
Posted: at 9-03-2011 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 10-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  9-03-2011 08:03 PM
Quote from: Chamming on  9-03-2011 02:44 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  3-03-2011 12:20 AM
Quote from: kani_mendez on  3-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  2-03-2011 07:18 PM
Everything na PB4 for una.
Abey poster the joke funny wella.
EVERYTHING PB4, WHO F***ING CARES. @ POSTER, NICE ONE MAN!!
U sabi beta thing jare.....

U guys can say that cos u have not hear the joke be 4 if u have u would have even say PB9
A nice joke will always remain a nice joke.......the fact that it has been pb4 is not an issue...

So tell me What is yhe issue?
Posted: at 10-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago)
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The issue be say the joke still funny...........Ponkwem!!
Posted: at 10-03-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 10-03-2011 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahhah, PB4 or PB5 i will still laugh.lolz
Posted: at 10-03-2011 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Na the way forward na.....
Posted: at 10-03-2011 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 10-03-2011 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 10-03-2011 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 09:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Bode u too u don come wit pb4
Na wetin sef?
Make i no provoke oh!!
Posted: at 10-03-2011 09:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 11-03-2011 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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make una stop dis pb4 e dey vex sum pple
Abeg make una no vex dis na posted severally Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-03-2011 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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