OUT TOO LONG

Date: 19-11-2008 9:20 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:20 PM (16 years ago)
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You've been out of Naija too long if you say the following…

•  'Fireworks/Firecrackers' instead of 'Banga/Knock out'

•  'Soda/Pop' instead of 'Minerals'

•  'Weed' instead of 'Gbana'

•  'Concrete' instead of 'Cement'

•  'Peugeot' instead of 'Pe-geot'

•  'Trash Can' instead of 'Dozbin'

•  'Security Guard' instead of 'Gateman/Mai gadi'

•  'Faucet' instead of 'Tap'

•  'Pants' instead of 'Trouser/Trousees'

•  'VCR' instead of 'Video"

•  'Lotion' instead of 'Cream'

•  'Cornrows' instead of 'Weave'

•  'Weave' instead of 'Weave-on'

•  'Suitcase' instead of 'Box'

•  'Sneakers' instead of 'Canvas'

•  'Soccer' instead of 'Football'

•  'Flipflops' instead of 'Slipas'

•  'Nail polish' instead of 'Cutex'

•  'Braids' instead of 'Bob Mali'

•  'Gum' instead of 'Chin-gum'

•  'Shower' instead of 'Baaf'

•  'Clothes' instead of 'Spoot/ Baaffs'

•  'Living/Sitting Room' instead of 'Palor'

•  'Balcony' instead of 'Veranda'

•  'Ballpoint' instead of 'Biro or Bic'

•  'Arithmetic' instead of 'Mats'

•  'Abroad' instead of 'Oversis'

•  'Luggage' instead of Load (or for some Igbos, Ngwongwo)

•  'Menthol' instead of 'Vicks'

•  'Shot' instead of 'injekshun'

•  'Boss' instead of 'Oga'

•  'Manners/Etiquette' instead of ‘Home training'

•  'Flashlight' instead of 'Toch-light'

•  'Knock knees' instead of 'K-leg'

•  'Eye infection' instead of 'Appolo'

•  'Taxi' instead of 'Drop'

•  'Hood' instead of ‘Bonnet'

•  'Trunk' instead of ‘Boot'

•  'Motorcycle' instead of 'Okada/Machine'

•  'Truck' instead of 'Lorry'

•  'Bra' instead of 'Brazzier'

Na wa for una o! Never forget where u came from.

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gen2esther at 19-11-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago)
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and how is this suppose to make us laugh Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- m121249 at 20-11-2008 04:49 AM (16 years ago)
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how u we go live brookie b4444444444444
Posted: at 20-11-2008 04:49 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 08:16 AM (16 years ago)
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Office boy instead of messenger
Noddles instead of indomie
Cafeteria instead of mr. biggs
Babysitter instead of housegirl
Cab driver instead of taxi driver
Brandy instead of ogogoro ... to be cont'd...lolllllllll

Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 08:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Hehehe... Very Funny...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 08:16 AM
Office boy instead of messenger
Noddles instead of indomie
Cafeteria instead of mr. biggs
Babysitter instead of housegirl
Cab driver instead of taxi driver
Brandy instead of ogogoro ... to be cont'd...lolllllllll


i believe you. fire down
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omonija at 21-11-2008 09:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:33 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 08:16 AM
Office boy instead of messenger
Noddles instead of indomie
Cafeteria instead of mr. biggs
Babysitter instead of housegirl
Cab driver instead of taxi driver
Brandy instead of ogogoro ... to be cont'd...lolllllllll


heee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not funny


i believe you. fire down
Tongue
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:36 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 09:44 AM (16 years ago)
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onyinyen u be real naija babe i dey feel u, carry go nothin do u
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:44 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago)
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infact too long, i no fit read
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago)
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@hardesoji...(mind u)There is recommendations for whatever one does...If rezimero write an article that covers the ocean..I will read it over and over again cos its ma rudeboy.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 21-11-2008 09:01 PM
infact too long, i no fit read
true confession. the person wey go read am for you no gree na im make say u no fit read. u sabi read before? OLODO like you Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi baba...u see na
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago)
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na me be that Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 04:08 PM (16 years ago)
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eyaaaa
Posted: at 11-12-2008 04:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-12-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Size....Which one na... Who u dey sympathize with???
Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yemzy1 at 14-12-2008 08:39 PM (16 years ago)
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this one no be joke abeg find something wey dey better
Posted: at 14-12-2008 08:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- igno4real at 14-12-2008 09:56 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin dis one mean now
Posted: at 14-12-2008 09:56 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- meczytimber at 15-12-2008 03:27 AM (16 years ago)
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welldone, it was funny

Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 5-03-2016 06:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Not funny
Posted: at 5-03-2016 06:45 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 5-03-2016 07:01 AM (9 years ago)
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posters una dey try o
Posted: at 5-03-2016 07:01 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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