Holy mallam house on rampage

Date: 20-11-2008 6:05 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
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- at 20-11-2008 06:05 PM (16 years ago)
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There was a Holy mallam so Holy and comited, who never in his life want hurt people for his entire life.

One day A burglar broke into the house of the Holy mallam in the middle of the night and started to rob it. The mallam heard the noise and went downstairs with his shotgun.

When he found the burglar he pointed his gun at him and said gently, "Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!"

Posted: at 20-11-2008 06:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- m121249 at 20-11-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago)
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you make sense bru nu doubt keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep it up
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- FunkyKing at 20-11-2008 09:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin be d meaning of dis one na. Try make sense next time!
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:42 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 20-11-2008 11:35 PM (16 years ago)
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im 4 blaster the guy head put for gutter Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 10:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Nice... D mallam get sense... Nice one...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 21-11-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago)
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...Nice one, d mallam could stil shoot him in a holy way..lol
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 21-11-2008 11:01 AM
...Nice one, d mallam could stil shoot him in a holy way..lol

Holy way to kill human beings?  Shocked
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago)
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I wonder for methodman talk ooh... Aw holy d mallam wan do am reach... Or...

Maybe u want make e shoot only d leg of the thief...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 21-11-2008 12:29 PM
I wonder for methodman talk ooh... Aw holy d mallam wan do am reach... Or...

Maybe u want make e shoot only d leg of the thief...


So if he shooot the leg, he is holy? na wah   Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 12:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Eeeeeehn... Maybe... I dunno... Just assuming...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 12:43 PM (16 years ago)
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but its still not holy..and the man cant allow the burglar to hurt him too...who knows if the burglar has some shrp knife?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 12:52 PM (16 years ago)
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...Den d mallam will disharm him of his knife and walk away... Holy dis time???
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago)
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LO..OL  how will that happen...this is serious matter
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 01:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Very serious indeed... O.k... Maybe d mallam should run as soon as he sees d burglar... LOL
Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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run from his own house? He got to protect his properties...Think about this issue...where are the Ojogbon and amoye in the house...LOL
Posted: at 21-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 21-11-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago)
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dis one no sweet at allllllllllll, e dey taste like shirt 4 ear. inshort i wan begin to vomit after reading
Posted: at 21-11-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 05:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on 21-11-2008 03:55 PM
dis one no sweet at allllllllllll, e dey taste like shirt 4 ear. inshort i wan begin to vomit after reading

Baby.. i no say its sweet..How u dey take taste joke..na inside computer u dey live? Its a joke and u cant taste joke...  Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 05:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HONEYBUNNY at 21-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 20-11-2008 06:05 PM
There was a Holy mallam so Holy and comited, who never in his life want hurt people for his entire life.

One day A burglar broke into the house of the Holy mallam in the middle of the night and started to rob it. The mallam heard the noise and went downstairs with his shotgun.

When he found the burglar he pointed his gun at him and said gently, "Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!"

Posted: at 21-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 05:26 PM (16 years ago)
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@honeybunny...why u quote all
Posted: at 21-11-2008 05:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 4-09-2015 08:51 AM (9 years ago)
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