Can I see Ciku?

Date: 11-03-2011 5:05 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 11-03-2011 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
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A Madam in Lavington opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. “Can I help you?” the madam asked.
“I want Ciku,” the old man replied.
“Sir, Ciku is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else...”
“No, I must see Ciku.” Just then Ciku appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $10,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $1,000 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Ciku. Ciku explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $10,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Ciku the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Ciku questioned the old man: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The old man replied, “I’m from Kiambu.”
“Really?” replied Ciku. “I have family who lives there.”
“Yes, I know,” said the old man. “Your father died last month, and your mother sent me. She asked me to give you the $30,000 your father left you.”

Posted: at 11-03-2011 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmagency9 at 11-03-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago)
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@stephen: First day wey u encourage person.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4....
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 11-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
Pb4 b4
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Propellaswaggs at 11-03-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago)
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PB10
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 11-03-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
double checked
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 11-03-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
sealed
Posted: at 11-03-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) |
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 04:07 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 05:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Stamped!
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 12-03-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Sin b4
Posted: at 12-03-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 03:07 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4 200 times
Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 03:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Wetin sef? abi all of una wan see ciku too?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 13-03-2011 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
wetin dey lol you?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:42 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Riverniger1 at 13-03-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4.......i said it Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 14-03-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago)
And i heard you Wink
Posted: at 14-03-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 15-03-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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and i confirmed it
Posted: at 15-03-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 15-03-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 15-03-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 15-03-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-03-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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