WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES?
If you never received letters like these, you know nothing
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to
dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper.
Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey
I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to
the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think
of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl.
Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in
my heart because I love you more than a snake loves
rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends
by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.
My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.
If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon
you would understand. That's why I need to see you
face to face, soon. I think I have to pen-off here
because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis
and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and
don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too
sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,
REPLY
Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to
have received one from you, the lungs in my body
flapped with joy when I have been reading your
letter. Anyway by now you have reached the
realisations to why I am jotting this small letter
to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with
the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours?
Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar
to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling?
How are you pulling the wagons of life?
I am just pulling the schooling thing like a
donkey pulling a cart.
My honie, I am missing you very much right now,
my heart is perambulating with every word that
I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided
to flow between us then I would get on the next
bus to come and see you, but until then I know
that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this
paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie,
that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it,
you know that it is my favourite song honie.
The one day that we were boarding the transport
and you escorted me to my home, walking
with you just brought sweet dreams to me
for the rest of my life honie.
If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be
competing against Mariah carey Anyways, I will
not stop you from reading the books that give
you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am
missing you like sugar misses tea.
Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and
in blood.
Enjoy the rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO BE TODAY YORI YORI START!!!
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