The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see this one ooooo
so if them dey call perfect men, u self go follow run come out with that ur bulky nyash??
no just let me catch u oooooooo

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Posted: at 28-03-2011 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Kenolis u perfect? make i no wetin cause am if na true.

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 01:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wait make i find my glasses so that i go see wella

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 02:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Tah i reget dis one in Jesus name!!

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tank u jooo
him no fit perfect

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:17 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Perfect + perfect = Perfection

Posted: at 29-03-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

abeg make una comot for road make the only perfect guy pass  .....

Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

eehhee .... e easy try am na

Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  ;Dnice!

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero