What a Confession!!!

Date: 29-03-2011 5:39 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Obiageli
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- at 29-03-2011 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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A man go to the nearest church in his village for an interview. He applied a marriage license and a nun asks him some questions.

Nun: You have to answer all the questions in reasonable manner and we will grant your marriage application

Man: Yes sister

Nun: Why you want to marry?

Man: I need someone to cook rice for me

Nun: But you can have rice cooker that can help you

Man: Ohhh ok..I need someone who can help me wash clothes, iron, clean the whole house

Nun: But u can hire a maid to do it

Man: Ohhh what I will say again..I remember my father said "go to the world and multiply"

The man feels relieve coz the nun smiles at him...

Nun: Will you multiply me too?



Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- omotoyosolabisi at 29-03-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adikpe at 29-03-2011 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-03-2011 05:42 PM
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wetin happen?

Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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coolapse! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 29-03-2011 05:49 PM
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Abolore go to the world and multiply Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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i want now! hehehehe

Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago)
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u mean am?
ok wia sky?
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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he dey come soon Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

make u multiply i dey take care Wink

Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 06:20 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 29-03-2011 06:21 PM (14 years ago)
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funny but i know laff
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-03-2011 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jaolab on 29-03-2011 06:21 PM
funny but i know laff

ok

hold am..u dey fart am ok?

Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jaolab at 29-03-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 29-03-2011 06:30 PM
Quote from: jaolab on 29-03-2011 06:21 PM
funny but i know laff

ok

hold am..u dey fart am ok?

i dey vomit am
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 29-03-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 29-03-2011 05:58 PM
ok
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we go multiply together
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 29-03-2011 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 29-03-2011 05:49 PM
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Abolore go to the world and multiply Grin Grin Grin Grin

i like multiply time 100%
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- at 29-03-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 29-03-2011 06:17 PM
u mean am?
ok wia sky?
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

see yeye ,no be only sky na down
hehehehe Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago) |
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- jaolab at 29-03-2011 06:52 PM (14 years ago)
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what happening
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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