THE ARITHMETIC

Date: 31-03-2011 1:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: richy et
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- at 31-03-2011 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Oyedun at 31-03-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Grin;D Cool Cool
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 31-03-2011 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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am amazed...what more can i say Cool Cool
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 31-03-2011 02:36 PM
am amazed...what more can i say Cool Cool
Huh? Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 31-03-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 31-03-2011 03:42 PM
!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!
this was just recently posted by me

WETIN U NO SABI NA WETIN PASS U  Tongue Undecided
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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omo wetin pass him?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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yan am na
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 31-03-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4, thk you.
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 31-03-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 31-03-2011 04:02 PM
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WETIN U NO SABI NA WETIN PASS U  Tongue Undecided
see this new beans ooooo
i go yan u scores ooooo
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 31-03-2011 04:02 PM
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WETIN U NO SABI NA WETIN PASS U  Tongue Undecided
see this new beans ooooo
i go yan u scores ooooo
oboy make i yan u  watin papa de sit down see pikin no fit see even sef him climb mountain
Posted: at 31-03-2011 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 31-03-2011 08:19 PM
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WETIN U NO SABI NA WETIN PASS U  Tongue Undecided
see this new beans ooooo
i go yan u scores ooooo
oboy make i yan u  watin papa de sit down see pikin no fit see even sef him climb mountain
see pikin dey clain granfa ooooo
what is this children of now a days turning
cheey i don suffer see person whe never sabi to wash him pants
him de call me pikin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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b4 nko
Posted: at 31-03-2011 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 31-03-2011 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided Undecided Undecided
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe!!! Pb4 oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 1-04-2011 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 01:21 AM (14 years ago)
ok if you say so
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 03:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Na so.................
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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