THE KING AND THE NIGERIAN

A Nigerian was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in a house of ill repute when the police bust in and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence but contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it was a holiday Weekend, the King decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the King suddenly said "It’s my third wife’s birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be whipped!" The Englishman thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain. The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Aussie stood up smiling. The Nigerian saw this but before he could make his wish, the King said: "As you are from Nigeria with all that crime, an Under 21 football team who is always losing in a final and a senior football  team whose best is always a bronze medal, you are permitted to have two wishes!" The Nigerian thought for a second, then said: "Thank you your Royal Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the King replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back" replied the Nigerian !

Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thank you bros

Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 


 

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Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:59 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

you dey court? who you dey try?

Posted: at 25-11-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this is real funny rezi......... i still dey laff, aba , yu too much!

Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 grin..... i no say u dey among ote people, if na goat horn or maalu horn u dey use, e no go worki o. the joke funny, end of story! abi you no fit sabi beta joke if you see one? sorry o ,...u no wear your goggle....

Posted: at 25-11-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no use horn na...u no see e for be prayer i dey put for request table before angels....shey laugh no guuuud...shuuuuuuooooooh 

Posted: at 25-11-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

DAT WAZ A NICE 1

Posted: at 26-11-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

THANX Y'ALL.

Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac