Politics explained!

Date: 07-04-2011 7:45 am (14 years ago) | Author: prinz will
- at 7-04-2011 07:45 AM (14 years ago)
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:45 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 7-04-2011 09:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-04-2011 09:25 AM
pb4

I tire 4 dis same joke all d time

Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago)
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posted B4.....many timez sef....
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 7-04-2011 09:47 AM (14 years ago)
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funny pb4
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 7-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe .... politics has corrupt badly
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 7-04-2011 01:15 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-04-2011 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
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good joke
good try

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-04-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
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pb44444444444 oh!!!!!!

Posted: at 7-04-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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why u come dey shout for here?  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 13-04-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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