To hell with the condoms!

Date: 07-04-2011 6:42 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi
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- at 7-04-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."

"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"

"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.

The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"

The man replies, "To hell with the condoms, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"

Posted: at 7-04-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- femilux at 7-04-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 7-04-2011 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Hehehe!!
Posted: at 7-04-2011 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-04-2011 12:35 AM (14 years ago)
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seems not funny Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-04-2011 12:35 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-04-2011 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-04-2011 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-04-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-04-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 8-04-2011 10:09 AM (14 years ago)
cheii poster don post
another yeye Angry
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:09 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
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remix....
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 10:14 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 8-04-2011 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
yes remix yeye
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:15 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-04-2011 10:14 AM
hehehe
oye ike... how you dey?... Grin
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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bro i dey oo!
Na concrete i dey mix since last month but we dey on break nah
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-04-2011 10:20 AM
bro i dey oo!
Na concrete i dey mix since last month but we dey on break nah
Grin Grin Grin
okay......
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brownsuga007 at 8-04-2011 10:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-04-2011 10:12 AM
remix....

Of which 1?
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brownsuga007 on  8-04-2011 10:41 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-04-2011 10:12 AM
remix....

Of which 1?
question!..
oya ask me again.... Grin
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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of dis one u posted!
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brownsuga007 at 8-04-2011 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-04-2011 10:43 AM
of dis one u posted!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
dis is what i call joke
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brownsuga007 at 8-04-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-04-2011 12:35 AM
seems not funny Shocked Shocked


If e no funny,den no laff.
No b by force 2 laff...
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 8-04-2011 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
more yeye Angry
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:48 AM (14 years ago) |
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