comedian ANGEL AND gurl 4 earth

Date: 26-11-2008 9:16 pm (16 years ago) | Author: WEST TERRY
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- at 26-11-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago)
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A guy was in a show gave a joke nobody laffed and he was mocked out of stage but e notice there was a particular gurl that laffed.
after the show e went straite 2 the gurl immediately e fell in love with the gurl after several discution they decided 2 take a walk.
while they were about to break out they kissed and as e was about to cross the major road a long vehicle crushed em down beyond recognition.
she cried and rushed em 2 the hospital before but then e died suddenly e saw emself in an on non land.
two gate was there black and white
black gate wide space.wide entrace.
white gate narrow gate.narrow entrace.
there comes a man in white open your hand e did the man said go to HELLL.
e refuse to still disturbing the peace of heavenly gate GOD now gave a chance to return back to earth but in anoher form.
when e came down to earth first ting e did was search for the gurl e saw her gisted her she was relunctant bcos her love one died in front of her.
e now decided 2 tell her some certain things about her she now find em interesting later she fell again
but the first time e kissed her his eyes was closed immediately e opened his eyes there was a man standing to take em back home
e mormured and said that day i just kiss finish na e death come today na i just finish kissing again you wan take me
the ANGEL replied you nu no say na my wife b4 you dey kiss her
the soul that sinneth shall die
the wages of sin is death

Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- gen2esther at 26-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago)
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No comment. Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOCKIESS at 26-11-2008 09:33 PM (16 years ago)
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WHY
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:33 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- m121249 at 26-11-2008 10:45 PM (16 years ago)
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HOCKIESS were did you get this from this is GOOD keep it UP
Posted: at 26-11-2008 10:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 26-11-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 29-11-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago)
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NO MORE KISSING & CLOSSING EYES... shine ur eyes... shine am well well...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-11-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 29-11-2008 04:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-11-2008 01:38 PM
NO MORE KISSING & CLOSSING EYES... shine ur eyes... shine am well well...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
I concur.
Posted: at 29-11-2008 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 29-11-2008 09:10 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 29-11-2008 09:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago)
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me no overstand the joke inside this joke o! abeg, pals help!
Posted: at 30-11-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemar at 30-11-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-11-2008 01:38 PM
NO MORE KISSING & CLOSSING EYES... shine ur eyes... shine am well well...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

i support u
Posted: at 30-11-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- m121249 at 30-11-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago)
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NO MORE KISSING & CLOSSING EYES... shine ur eyes... shine am well well...  : : :
HOCKIESS YOU TRY EXPECT MOOR PAL
Posted: at 30-11-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 30-11-2008 05:03 PM
NO MORE KISSING & CLOSSING EYES... shine ur eyes... shine am well well...  : : :
HOCKIESS YOU TRY EXPECT MOOR PAL

 Meaning???
Posted: at 30-11-2008 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 30-11-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago)
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beefers
Posted: at 30-11-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago)
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 Keep it up!
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 12:37 PM (16 years ago)
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i dey suspect say m12... and hockiess na one and the same person
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago)
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hockiess for your weak mind na joke you post so abi? if na so everybody joke be, how u think say this forum for be? anyway when only you read this joke e make you laff? yeye!!!
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-12-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi wetin hockiess do u... The Guy name no just dey pleasing to u at all... Not to talk of im joke...LOL
Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago)
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i know get problem with the guy oh. na im joke dey provoke me Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-12-2008 02:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Oooh... I see...
Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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