I Use Condom

Date: 13-04-2011 12:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mahmud B W
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- at 13-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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3 Nigerian: a Hausa man; a Yoruba man; and an Igbo man committed armed robbery. They were tried and find guilty as charged.
the Judge sentence them to death via 3 options: firing squad; electrification; injection of AIDS Virus.
D Hausa man was asked which of the three optios he prefer, you know how courageous Hausas are, he thought and say what ever is the case I must die so why wasting time? He chose firing Squad. He was immediately shot and died.
The Yoruba man was askd 2 make a choice, u knw hw incourageous a Yoruba man kan be. He said ah! si how dis gun finishd ma friend sharp sharp make I try electrification. He was electrified and died.
the Igbo man was askd 2 make a choice, u knw how clever an Igbo man can be, he thought... Gun, no. Electric, see how dis guy shrinkd. he said I go with the HIV/AIDs. He was cautioned do u knw hw dreadfl dis virus is? u'll develop all kind of sikness, pple will desert u etc he still stik 2 his choice.
dey fill a stringe with the AIDS Virus abt 2 inject d Igbo man, he said pls let me go n ease mysef. He was allowd 2 enter toilet he pis n kom bak. they inject the AIDS Virus in his body n let him go.
The Igbo man look at dem laugh and said, "THEY DONT KNOW I WEAR CONDOM"

Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- frayobkk at 13-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehheheheheh u try sha na old joke
Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 13-04-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
hehehe
Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 13-04-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4...
Posted: at 13-04-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 13-04-2011 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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posta u get malaria 4 yansh. Pb4
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 13-04-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe  ... Igbo man no dey carry last na
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-04-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
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solid_solid, no wonder u no fat
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 13-04-2011 02:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe omotoyo what are u trying to imply?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-04-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Hope Terry told Florish about his decision of Condom
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 13-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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solid_solid u and dat poster luuk alikeoooooo
Na ur broda b dat? Huh?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 13-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Bisi e bi like say u get headache 4 belle,abi u dey kiss craze
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 13-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
No na the poster look better,
solid na crayfish wey escape from sea Grin  
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) |
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- lanudja at 13-04-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Funny! Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-04-2011 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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@terry, na who u dey follow yark dat one Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-04-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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u don ur bible 2day?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adetunjisho at 13-04-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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dat is a good record for a start.... Tongue
Posted: at 13-04-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 15-04-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
nacked b4 Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 15-04-2011 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 13-04-2011 02:42 PM
No na the poster look better,
solid na crayfish wey escape from sea Grin  


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
yeye don enter forum ooooo Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 15-04-2011 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
see yeye dey talk
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:07 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Arabmoney2 at 15-04-2011 11:34 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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