SCARING THE KIDS

Date: 26-04-2011 9:55 am (13 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 26-04-2011 09:55 AM (13 years ago)
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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart spasm,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing. his four-year-old son comes up and says, `Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!'

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart spasm and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'

Posted: at 26-04-2011 09:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- olooworlay at 26-04-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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wat a foolish man Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-04-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 26-04-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
over pb4 b4
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- Omilim at 26-04-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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lack of reasoning
Posted: at 26-04-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-04-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago)
huh Angry
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