Haircut

Date: 11-05-2011 11:54 am (13 years ago) | Author: EBIMOBOERE SARAH
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- at 11-05-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...

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- KINGJHOE at 11-05-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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free ride
Posted: at 11-05-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 11-05-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago)
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awoff no good ooooooooooo

Posted: at 11-05-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-05-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 11-05-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 11-05-2011 01:36 PM
pb4


Na ur new job b dis? eh prisoner!
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Is dia anything wrong in laughing again, tell me?
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dollymacy at 11-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femilux at 11-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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den e be like say ya laugh don finish gud remix poster no mind stephen he is addicted to "PB4" anyway u try @prof96 u be warder???
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- chicanorose at 11-05-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 11-05-2011 03:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-05-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
Pb4 confirmed
Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) |
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femilux on 11-05-2011 03:02 PM
den e be like say ya laugh don finish gud remix poster no mind stephen he is addicted to "PB4" anyway u try @prof96 u be warder???


Guy u don talk bera fin now u wan siol am. i no b warder u hia
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Chica make u and one eye sh dey laugh oh, make una no stop coz if u sto eh!!!!
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- Emmagency9 at 11-05-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice remix of PB4

Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-05-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: prof96 on 11-05-2011 03:18 PM
Quote from: femilux on 11-05-2011 03:02 PM
den e be like say ya laugh don finish gud remix poster no mind stephen he is addicted to "PB4" anyway u try @prof96 u be warder???


Guy u don talk bera fin now u wan siol am. i no b warder u hia

No mind ram ,
your uniform fit you well well,
him dey admire ram. Grin Grin Grin
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- chicanorose at 11-05-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

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- at 11-05-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago)
 Tongue
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- Emmagency9 at 11-05-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

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- at 11-05-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
 Wink
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 11-05-2011 03:26 PM
Quote from: prof96 on 11-05-2011 03:18 PM
Quote from: femilux on 11-05-2011 03:02 PM
den e be like say ya laugh don finish gud remix poster no mind stephen he is addicted to "PB4" anyway u try @prof96 u be warder???


Guy u don talk bera fin now u wan siol am. i no b warder u hia

No mind ram ,
your uniform fit you well well,
him dey admire ram. Grin Grin ;


Thanks 4 d compliment buh na style u dey take beg me abi na which one u dey?

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