COMBATRIN

Date: 04-12-2008 3:34 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Cyntygal
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- at 4-12-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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one guy wey be PRAYER WARRIOR for one church, you know as a prayer warrior him suppose to dey HOLY AND DECENT.

and the guy can claim to be holy no be small, na everyday him dey do fasting.
so one day em BABE come visit him, the guy come say today today him must shake body bcos body no be wood.

shape shape na so e run enter one chemist shop and request for condom, as him tell  the chemist boy to do quick, na so one of his fellow member come enter the shop.

the following conversation come take place:-

MEMBER:               (greeting) bless brother

PRAYER WARRIOR: (shock and confused) ble ble bless you too

MEMBER:                you look so pathetic, hope there is no problem?

as e wan reply the member na em the chemist boy come out wit the condom

CHEMIST BOY:       bros see the condom oh, how many you want?

PRAYER WARRIOR: com on! i never mentioned condom, i said COMBATRIN(worm medicine)

CHEMIST BOY:       bros no lie oh, na condom you first talk

PRAYER WARRIOR: (SHOUTING) are u deaf? COM  BA  TRIN, wat am i using condom for.

Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- babycross at 4-12-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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The guy no be correct naija. e for no shake like dead leave. i trust my people like grin, orezo and co
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 04:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh...Huhuhuh...peeew... Men dis one funny well well... Kenny u try for dis one... Thums up...

Babycross... U know wetin i go do if na me na... U trust na...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 4-12-2008 04:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-12-2008 04:07 PM
Huh...Huhuhuh...peeew... Men dis one funny well well... Kenny u try for dis one... Thums up...

Babycross... U know wetin i go do if na me na... U trust na...
[/quote ]

Orezo thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
my head is bigging, infact i don dey feel like ALI BABA
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Kenny... I dey feel ur plight... No worry u go stand for stage one day u hear...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 4-12-2008 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-12-2008 04:34 PM
Kenny... I dey feel ur plight... No worry u go stand for stage one day u hear...



OREEZOOO i dey feel u oh, u mean say you go work am out for me to stand for stage,

oya na, make we no waste
i fit get ur number
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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I go give u butno be for here...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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COMBATRIN; wonderful name to replace DONCOM
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 4-12-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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thumbs up , gurl
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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orezo, the way you take dey laff for kenny jokes dey make me dey suspect you o. remember u be waffi o. and waffi no dey carry last o
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 5-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 12:38 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



easy oh....abeg no kill persin wit laf
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:38 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennycynth at 5-12-2008 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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REZI u dey jealous
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 5-12-2008 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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D GUY 4 COLLECT AM AFTER ALL NU B 4 honeypot EM WAN USE AM TEEK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHAME DEY DERE
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Hockiess... Stoppppppp...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  5-12-2008 12:18 PM
REZI u dey jealous
why?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on  5-12-2008 03:02 PM
D GUY 4 COLLECT AM AFTER ALL NU B 4 honeypot EM WAN USE AM TEEK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHAME DEY DERE
no be today i know say you be bad 'boys'
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 5-12-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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na u talk am
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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talk wetin?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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nice joke...
Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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