A TRIP TO MELBOURNE

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!' He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."

Posted: at 5-12-2008 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

funny that she can only accept lies than reason

Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:01 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

YOU TRY

Posted: at 10-12-2008 08:44 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

lol, 

Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

na you dey take ur mouth dey call REZi, yanga dey sleep trouble dey wake am.
abi you never know say REZI dey make some people cry :'(, and e dey even pursue some people for dis forum.

when him go make u cry again my hand no dey oh, better stay on ur own oh if u no wan cry :'( :'( :'(.

Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am or trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am 

Posted: at 10-12-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

u try

Posted: at 11-12-2008 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Funny,but long

Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero