NEW SPELLING RULES

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords Kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in

ze forst plas.

Posted: at 6-12-2008 01:09 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Hhmm... this is interesting...funny and creative one...thumbs up 

Posted: at 6-12-2008 07:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

it's because you are used to the usual form of writing. CHANGE is the only constant thing in life.
josfeem you try. you be linguist?

Posted: at 6-12-2008 09:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na true o. e first resemble hausa
that means hausa and german na from the same root

Posted: at 7-12-2008 02:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thank u all

Posted: at 10-12-2008 02:41 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

piss?

Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na tintblue dey piss

Posted: at 11-12-2008 09:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i fear o

Posted: at 11-12-2008 10:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hhmmmmmm,issokay

Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:10 PM (9 years ago) | Hero