LIFE ON THE LINKS

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her
husband demanded. “Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.” The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
“For the sake of decency, here’s $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Her husband says
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?” She replies, “I
can’t afford any on the money you give me.” He reaches into his pocket and
says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. Her husband says “Sweet
mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?” She too explains,
“You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a
comb… Tidy yerself up a bit.”