Daddy Calls Home

Date: 09-12-2008 10:03 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-12-2008 10:03 AM (16 years ago)
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PHONE RINGS


"Hello?"


"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy."

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my G-d!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***


***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? ...... Is this 486-5731?"
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-12-2008 10:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago)
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WDF!!!!!!!! h'w many tymes shall we see this joke?Huh???





bullshit
Posted: at 10-12-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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80x80
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tintblue at 11-12-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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...Just saw it.... This is serious mata
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 10-12-2008 02:55 PM
WDF!!!!!!!! h'w many tymes shall we see this joke?Huh???





bullshit

It doesn't matter. You are not the only one in this forum abeg...
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago)
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This is serious... little girl murdered two... front page news. nice one gurl....
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 13-12-2008 12:25 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 10-12-2008 02:55 PM
WDF!!!!!!!! h'w many tymes shall we see this joke?Huh???





bullshit

It doesn't matter. You are not the only one in this forum abeg...


so are we gonna wit the same "hush hush" lyke saddam hussein


get  a lyfe and post new jokes on this forum Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-12-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 14-12-2008 06:23 AM (16 years ago)
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sillyjokker na you still dey do this kind thing? you still dey pirate too?
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 14-12-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Why na... Ehn... Sillyjoker...
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 14-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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ha
Posted: at 14-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meczytimber at 15-12-2008 03:36 AM (16 years ago)
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the thing funny o, i never see am before abeg make una leave am
Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 15-12-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
 i dey come back
Posted: at 15-12-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 15-12-2008 05:24 PM (16 years ago)
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funny i like it, no  mind dem
Posted: at 15-12-2008 05:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 16-12-2008 11:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Very Very joke
Posted: at 16-12-2008 11:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 11:23 AM (16 years ago)
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funny o
Posted: at 19-12-2008 11:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-12-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 13-12-2008 09:53 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 13-12-2008 12:25 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 10-12-2008 02:55 PM
WDF!!!!!!!! h'w many tymes shall we see this joke?Huh???





bullshit

You get a life and stop opening jokes or commenting on jokes you have read b4. Let people who haven't seen it before comment. No big deal... free me!

It doesn't matter. You are not the only one in this forum abeg...


so are we gonna wit the same "hush hush" lyke saddam hussein


get  a lyfe and post new jokes on this forum Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-12-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damygurl at 21-12-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago)
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whoa!! lol! after all dat commotion na d wrong house d man dey call.
Posted: at 21-12-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 01:36 PM (16 years ago)
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You betcha!
Posted: at 25-12-2008 01:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: lylawal on 16-12-2008 11:39 PM
Very Very joke
Huh?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 2-01-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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