The Guy Next Door

Date: 15-12-2008 3:30 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
- at 15-12-2008 03:30 PM (16 years ago)
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmie at 15-12-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL
na wa oooooooo
wetin she wan do now?
Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 15-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago)
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na to surrenda de moni
Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 15-12-2008 04:22 PM (16 years ago)
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hw many tymes shall we see this joke on this forum?Huh?Huh???

Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 15-12-2008 07:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Good for her
Posted: at 15-12-2008 07:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 15-12-2008 04:22 PM
hw many tymes shall we see this joke on this forum?Huh?Huh???
abeg ask them well well
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 16-12-2008 12:34 AM (16 years ago)
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this is in deed interesting
Posted: at 16-12-2008 12:34 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 16-12-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Bob memory card don full be dat
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- treasure1112 at 11-07-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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women with money
Posted: at 11-07-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 11-07-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis joke funny bu e don teey 4 hia

Posted: at 11-07-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Paulondon at 11-07-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ALI DON JARM ALI BE DAT
Posted: at 11-07-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 12-07-2011 01:21 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 12-07-2011 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 12-07-2011 03:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Na wa oh!! dis one na resurrected joke.

Posted: at 12-07-2011 03:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 12-07-2011 08:23 AM (13 years ago)
na you resurrect lam ?
Posted: at 12-07-2011 08:23 AM (13 years ago) |
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