Common lies men tell women

Date: 23-07-2011 2:23 am (13 years ago) | Author: Franklyn Adam
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- at 23-07-2011 02:23 AM (13 years ago)
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 Well ladies, it's official - men really do tell more lies than women. A recent survey commissioned by the Science Museum found that the average male tells around 1,092 lies a year - that's roughly three a day!
So just what are these porkies that women are being told by the men in their lives? Most common ones are revealed below: 

'I didn't have that much to drink'
According to the Science Museum's survey, this is the most popular lie that men tell women. ladies also use it on the lads, but not as frequently.

 'Nothing's wrong, I'm fine'
Women aren't the only ones who lie about their feelings - men do it too! Saying 'nothing's wrong, I'm fine' is the second most likely lie to be told by the average male.

'Network problem’
How many times have you heard this one, ladies? He couldn’t get into touch because the line was bad or no network.

'It wasn't that expensive'
It's a well known fact that ladies love to shop - but it seems that the boys are also up for a spot of retail therapy every now and then - and they are telling wives porkies about their purchases, too!

 'I'm on my way'

Is he really on his way? Probably not according to the study - lying about their whereabouts is the fifth most popular lie for men to tell their partners.

'I'm stuck in traffic'
The study found that the average male uses 'I'm stuck in traffic' as an excuse rather frequently - no wonder ladies are always wondering what you're up to lads!

 'Sorry, I missed your call'

If your other half doesn't answer the phone, then it's quite possible that he is busy with something else but - according to the survey - he might just be ignoring your call. Saying 'sorry, I missed your call' is the eighth most popular lie that men tell women.

 'You are fine'
Compliments from the man in a lady’s life are always welcome - but not when they're fibs! A popular lie for men to tell women is 'you are fine the way you are' when you should be losing weight because he likes your big backyard.

'It's what I've always wanted'
Both men and women are guilty of telling this lie - obviously neither sex wants to upset the other's feelings by saying that the gift they have just received isn't quite to their taste...


Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- livingday at 23-07-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Some women prefer guys who lie to them to the honest bloke
Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tundamartin at 23-07-2011 03:40 AM (13 years ago)
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In 9ja context, na 'network problem' be the chief lie.
Posted: at 23-07-2011 03:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mariamajane at 23-07-2011 05:34 AM (13 years ago)
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@ poster, that research is flawed because I think women tell more lies than men. I mean it is all too clear on their painted faces and lips.
Posted: at 23-07-2011 05:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 23-07-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago)
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*network problem*
BRB to continue...hope i dnt "miss his call" or get "stuck in traffic" today,coz i dnt wanna hear "it's nothing"...

Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cintetic at 23-07-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Some women prefer guys who lie to them to the honest bloke

That is a lie.
Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 23-07-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Not all men engage in dis kind of lies

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 23-07-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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lol  Cheesy i recognise "am on my way"

Sometimes he will come home after 15 mins, sometimes 1.5h...frm the same place  Grin Grin

No offence but naija men no hav clue abt time  Cheesy if dem say am comming, it can take half a day lmao
Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omorewa at 23-07-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Men common lies are I LOVE YOU Grin AND YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING AND I WILL DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU;D Grin

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 23-07-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omorewa on 23-07-2011 10:41 AM
Men common lies are I LOVE YOU Grin AND YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING AND I WILL DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU;D Grin

lol yes oooo and "ur d most beautiful gal ive seen" & "its d first time i feel this way"

hisssssss  Grin
Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omorewa at 23-07-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER DEY THERE  Cheesy

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omorewa at 23-07-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL FLYMAMA

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 23-07-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omorewa on 23-07-2011 10:43 AM
I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER DEY THERE  Cheesy

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 23-07-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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And the advent of GSM in Nigeria has increased the rate people lie......both man and woman.....sometimes I hide my head in shame on behalf of the liar as he/she lies about where he/she is presently.........

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 23-07-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omorewa on 23-07-2011 10:43 AM
I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER DEY THERE  Cheesy

Lemme add this:

'Since I no see you, i no sleep, na so so dream I dey dream'.......(Haba!, how can you dream when you are not asleep?)

Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 23-07-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 23-07-2011 10:49 AM
Quote from: omorewa on 23-07-2011 10:43 AM
I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER DEY THERE  Cheesy

Lemme add this:

'Since I no see you, i no sleep, na so so dream I dey dream'.......(Haba!, how can you dream when you are not asleep?)

Grin Grin Grin LMAO
Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 23-07-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
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Na true na...........hehe.......... Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-07-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 23-07-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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If a man tell u dis, will u answer him dis or just smile along?  Cheesy
Posted: at 23-07-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omorewa at 23-07-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 23-07-2011 10:49 AM
Quote from: omorewa on 23-07-2011 10:43 AM
I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER DEY THERE  Cheesy

Lemme add this:

'Since I no see you, i no sleep, na so so dream I dey dream'.......(Haba!, how can you dream when you are not asleep?)

Lmao Grin

Posted: at 23-07-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 23-07-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-07-2011 11:18 AM
If a man tell u dis, will u answer him dis or just smile along?  Cheesy

hahahaha..........na big lie na............if I no dey scrutinize the guy before, i go begin dey do so sharp sharp

Posted: at 23-07-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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