Court case

Date: 04-08-2011 12:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 4-08-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman."

Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard their remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."

She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning, as he prepared to leave, the man gave her $125. She demanded the rest of the money, stating, "If you don't give me the other $125 I'll sue you for it."


He laughed, saying "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds."

Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.

His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented."


After the usual preliminaries, the lady's Lawyer addressed the court as follows:

"Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance."


The defendant's Lawyer was not only surprised but also impressed AND amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. Naturally, his defense was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. He rose to the occasion!


'Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted."


The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted."


In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the balance $125 to the plaintiff, or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages."


The defendant wrote out a check immediately.


Case closed!


Posted: at 4-08-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Paulondon at 4-08-2011 01:32 PM (13 years ago)
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Posted: at 4-08-2011 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 4-08-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny but too long

Posted: at 4-08-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-08-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 4-08-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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i read when i come back

Posted: at 4-08-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 4-08-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago)
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cul story
Posted: at 4-08-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 4-08-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-08-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 5-08-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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LONGELISTIC


I DEY COM MAK I EAT
Posted: at 5-08-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 5-08-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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4ny but long
Posted: at 5-08-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 6-08-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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i reject it...i nor go 4lo read dis loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong post
Posted: at 6-08-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 7-08-2011 01:40 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-08-2011 01:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 7-08-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 7-08-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 8-08-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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u there
Posted: at 8-08-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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too longitude but I read am finish... phew good one tho  Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 8-08-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Emmagency you dont learn lessons..read yourself Sad
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-08-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 13-08-2011 06:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Emmagency abeg help me read d joke come narrate am 2 me
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- johniykon at 13-08-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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they c mi waitin!!
reading!!! and nodding my head 4 a joke well said...
Posted: at 13-08-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 13-08-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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interesting
Posted: at 13-08-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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