Engineer

Date: 09-09-2011 5:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: beautiful nice
- at 9-09-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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An Engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks in his records and declares, "Ah, you are an Engineer. You seem to be in the wrong place."
So the Engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon the Engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell. Thanks to him, they have air-conditioning, flushing toilets and escalators. The Engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls up the Devil on the phone and says, "Hey, how are things are going down there?"
The Devil replies, "Things are great. We've got an Engineer and who knows what he'll think of next."
God replies "What! You've got an engineer! That's a mistake! Send him up here now!"
Satan says "No way!"
God replies, "If you don't I'll sue!" Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah, right! And where are you gonna get a lawyer?"

Posted: at 9-09-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- sexsyguy at 9-09-2011 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaha

no fear na me
Posted: at 9-09-2011 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 9-09-2011 05:46 PM (13 years ago)
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thumbs up! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2011 05:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 9-09-2011 05:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Your scary faze full of shit  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin @sexsyguy
Posted: at 9-09-2011 05:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexsyguy at 9-09-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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baby face
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 9-09-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Yeah but it does not make me forget my birthday date
Your face ensure to forgot today's date  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- aycandy20042005 at 9-09-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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hahaha...are you trying to say Lawyers .......(no be from my mouth...)
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 9-09-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago)
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kuul
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 9-09-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Kiss Undecided
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-09-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 9-09-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 9-09-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 9-09-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 10-09-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago)
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sexycat
Posted: at 10-09-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 10-09-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on  9-09-2011 06:25 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Yeah but it does not make me forget my birthday date
Your face ensure to forgot today's date  Grin Grin Grin Grin




mumu
Posted: at 10-09-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 10-09-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 10-09-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 11-11-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
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- jeffrey4u at 11-11-2011 09:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
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