Great quips collections MOMMY MOMMY 1

Date: 23-09-2011 11:54 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Temitope James
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- at 23-09-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Mommy, Mommy! What
happened to all that dog food
Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
Mommy, Mommy! When are we
going to have Aunt Edna for
dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even
finished your Grandmother yet.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my
sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in
front of you.
Mommy, Mommy! What is a
deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette,
drink your whisky and deal those
cards.
Mommy, Mommy! What is a
deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the
crowbar.

Posted: at 23-09-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 24-09-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajayi at 24-09-2011 01:04 AM (13 years ago)
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i will b back
Posted: at 24-09-2011 01:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 24-09-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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soon
Posted: at 24-09-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 24-09-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Slapping and passing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 24-09-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?  wer is d joke
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Bahceerat at 24-09-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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dry 1ne
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ladi4life at 24-09-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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i dont think i understand
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 24-09-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 24-09-2011 12:14 PM
Huh? Huh?  wer is d joke




i no see am ooo
Posted: at 24-09-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-09-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-09-2011 08:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 24-09-2011 12:10 PM
Slapping and passing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

why u con dey tear me that kyn hot slap nah?
wetin i do u?  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-09-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 24-09-2011 12:14 PM
Huh? Huh?  wer is d joke

find am inside my shoe  Cheesy
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-09-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ladi4life on 24-09-2011 12:31 PM
i dont think i understand
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 24-09-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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should I comment?
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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nope type sumtin
hehehehe
Posted: at 24-09-2011 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 24-09-2011 09:25 PM (13 years ago)
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SUM1 POSTED DIS
Posted: at 24-09-2011 09:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 10:32 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-09-2011 10:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-09-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 24-09-2011 08:31 PM
should I comment?

no.....
Posted: at 24-09-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 25-09-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-09-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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