A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well he's p!ssed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes off to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. Then he goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks.
"Well" his mother says "I saw you kick the chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk".
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks his wife as he is walking into the kitchen. Little johnny looks up at his mother and with a smile says, "Are you going to tell him throughout this week sex has been suspended?"
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Posted: at 1-10-2011 09:40 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
terryworld at 1-10-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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