![-]( "danpatrick") danpatrick at 3-10-2011 07:57 PM (11 years ago)  (m) A shock of her life and not of yours together? How did you get this vulnerable woman to love and trust you this much, Mr callous? | Posted: at 3-10-2011 07:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ashtonlily") ashtonlily at 4-10-2011 04:10 AM (11 years ago) (f) A shock of her life and not of yours together? How did you get this vulnerable woman to love and trust you this much, Mr callous?
It seems he's even facing the prospect of ravaging this innocent woman's heart with relish. What a jerk! | Posted: at 4-10-2011 04:10 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "julgret") julgret at 4-10-2011 04:23 AM (11 years ago) (f) A shock of her life and not of yours together? How did you get this vulnerable woman to love and trust you this much, Mr callous?
It seems he's even facing the prospect of ravaging this innocent woman's heart with relish. What a jerk! Isn't life a bitch! And the woman is blissfully unaware of this deadly cobra lying by her side | Posted: at 4-10-2011 04:23 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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Shock of her life! And u are prepared to give it to her? You must be the joker of the month!
Monster you mean! Hey monster! I hope you didn't give her that mainly gay disease - HIV? If you do, you will be tracked down and shot.  | Posted: at 4-10-2011 05:06 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "smithengal") smithengal at 4-10-2011 05:29 AM (11 years ago) (f) Shock of her life! And u are prepared to give it to her? You must be the joker of the month!
Monster you mean! Hey monster! I hope you didn't give her that mainly gay disease - HIV? If you do, you will be tracked down and shot.  | Posted: at 4-10-2011 05:29 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog! | Posted: at 4-10-2011 06:04 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Hmmmm ...some humans! | Posted: at 4-10-2011 07:50 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dukkieson") dukkieson at 4-10-2011 09:19 AM (11 years ago) (m) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Hmmmm ...some humans! Man, u have exploited this girl fully and I think she deserves better than what you have in store 4 her. | Posted: at 4-10-2011 09:19 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 4-10-2011 12:18 PM (11 years ago) (f) he is finding succur in the bottles but i believe the bottles will soon leave him.............and he will find himself where he belong "the streets"
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 4-10-2011 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Amiraseyd") Amiraseyd at 4-10-2011 10:19 PM (11 years ago) (f) he is finding succur in the bottles but i believe the bottles will soon leave him.............and he will find himself where he belong "the streets"
Lol | Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Amiraseyd") Amiraseyd at 4-10-2011 10:35 PM (11 years ago) (f) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? | Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:35 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "HOPEA23") HOPEA23 at 4-10-2011 10:42 PM (11 years ago) (f) long history
LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN IT...LET TALK ABOUT LOVE. | Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:42 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "electraa") electraa at 5-10-2011 12:43 AM (11 years ago) (f) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? @ amiraseyd, I'm with u on this. Is he real or an aberration? | Posted: at 5-10-2011 12:43 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 5-10-2011 04:19 AM (11 years ago) (m) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
@ bigbonecrusher, a very apt description of this guy's perversity | Posted: at 5-10-2011 04:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 5-10-2011 04:33 AM (11 years ago) (m) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? @ amiraseyd, I'm with u on this. Is he real or an aberration? Unfortunately he's very real. A lady's worst nightmare, if you ask me. | Posted: at 5-10-2011 04:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Emmandazie") Emmandazie at 5-10-2011 10:27 AM (11 years ago) (m) I met this guy, Mike, in a pub last Sunday. The ease and regularity with which he was gulping down ‘scotch on the rock’ had me wondering what could be bothering him. I decided to strike a conversation with him and here is his story:
‘My girlfriend has suddenly become broody and wants sex on tap just like tap water that flows anytime it is turned. I don’t mind that! But I DO mind the constant baby talk and her assumption that I’m ready or willing to father her kids.
Just a short while ago she was a wild party animal: drinking, staying out late and having a really good time. And that’s the way I liked her – sexy, sassy and up for a laugh.
Now it’s babies, prams and all the paraphernalia that goes with it and it’s doing my head in.
If I have to listen to one more boring conversation about marriage, wedding, Bug- boo buggies versus Silver Cross prams, I’ll go crazy.
The other day she dragged me into bed for the whole day. She’d stocked up on snacks, drinks and sex toys.
Every time I got close to climaxing she’d scream: “Make me pregnant!” It was very off-putting.
What she does not know is that I already have children – two of them.
They are aged nine and 11 and live with my ex-partner 200 miles away. I see them secretly from time to time and send them money every month.
My ex has married her boss (the bloke she cheated on while she was with me) and they have a whole new life.
I have chosen not to tell my current girl about this. And I haven’t told her about having had vasectomy which means I can never have any more children or the fact that I sometimes fancy other blokes...
Yes, I’m a complicated old devil. But I’m very keen not to frighten her away. I love where we live and enjoy the lifestyle we have.
We rent a flat that I could never afford on my own and she’s got some interesting friends with places out in Spain I like to visit.
A few months ago I felt happy and secure. Now everything’s up in the air.
Should I tell her my secrets or just keep stringing her along?
I don’t understand why everything couldn’t simply stay the same.
Why does she have to complicate our lives?’
Hahaha, tell us what happened after she shouted "make me pregnant"? | Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:27 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ashtonlily") ashtonlily at 5-10-2011 10:51 AM (11 years ago) (f) Ecstasy! | Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:51 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ashtonlily") ashtonlily at 5-10-2011 10:56 AM (11 years ago) (f) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? @ amiraseyd, I'm with u on this. Is he real or an aberration? His real alright! Didn't you read his description of himself as an 'old devil'? He doesn't want to frighten her away because he can't afford his lifestyle without her.  | Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:56 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "julgret") julgret at 5-10-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago) (f) What a knave! | Posted: at 5-10-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "gemleeva") gemleeva at 5-10-2011 06:07 PM (11 years ago) (f) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? He can't be! No human reasons this way or that egocentric! | Posted: at 5-10-2011 06:07 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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