Glad to be drunk

Date: 06-10-2011 8:36 pm (12 years ago) | Author: collins cojay

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collins91 at 6-10-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago)

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

queenrukky at 6-10-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago)

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I pass

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Emmagency9 at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (12 years ago)

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hehehehe

If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:37 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:37 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago)

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If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago)

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Huh

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

omotoyosolabisi at 7-10-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago)

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PB4 REMIX

Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

collins91 at 7-10-2011 09:57 AM (12 years ago)

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lemix, remix,demix,pemix all d same laugh if u wan laugh Grin

Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:57 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)

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Yeye

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Chiluvsky at 7-10-2011 11:53 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:53 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Kelz_lapd at 7-10-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago)

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Not funny

Posted: at 7-10-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

collins91 at 7-10-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago)

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if u neva talk pb4 u neva start...u self ppppb44444444

Posted: at 7-10-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago)

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Yeye

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

collins91 at 7-10-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: zeigbo on 7-10-2011 02:10 PM

Yeye

talk anoda tink....yeye boi

Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

smile77 at 28-10-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago)

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blah blah this is funny

Posted: at 28-10-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

jeffrey4u at 28-10-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 28-10-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

collins91 at 29-10-2011 09:54 AM (12 years ago)

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u na neva start.... Roll Eyes

Posted: at 29-10-2011 09:54 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago)

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blah blah

Posted: at 30-10-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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