Glad to be drunk

Date: 06-10-2011 8:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: collins cojay
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- at 6-10-2011 08:36 PM (13 years ago)
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 6-10-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago)
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I pass
Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 07:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-10-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4 REMIX
Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago)
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lemix, remix,demix,pemix all d same laugh if u wan laugh  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 7-10-2011 11:53 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kelz_lapd at 7-10-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Not funny
Posted: at 7-10-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
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if u neva talk pb4 u neva start...u self ppppb44444444
Posted: at 7-10-2011 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  7-10-2011 02:10 PM
Yeye
talk anoda tink....yeye boi
Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- smile77 at 28-10-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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blah blah this is funny
Posted: at 28-10-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 28-10-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 28-10-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 29-10-2011 09:54 AM (13 years ago)
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u na neva start.... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-10-2011 09:54 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago)
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blah blah
Posted: at 30-10-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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