Logical and Legal

Date: 14-10-2011 8:41 am (12 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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After having failed his exam in"Logistics and Organization", Kim goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Kim: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!

Kim: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an"A"for the exam.

Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?
Kim: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give Kim an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an"A", as agreed.
Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his class, Matata, and asks him the same question.

Matata immediately answers,"Sir, you see, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an"A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."
The professor fainted.

Posted: at 14-10-2011 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 14-10-2011 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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- mixbrown at 14-10-2011 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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- MegaOneplusone at 14-10-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago)
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- bodeniyi at 15-10-2011 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 14-10-2011 08:53 PM
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- zeigbo at 15-10-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 16-10-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago)
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