sugaDaddy1forU at 18-10-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.....She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" "I dont care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.........The guy says "Take one of those samples and drink it!" She looks at him "But, they are sperm samples???" "DO IT." So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well." So the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey-Its not that hard, now you can swallow my sperm at home.
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P.S DON'T HATE ME BCOZ OF WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF, SO phyukOFF..
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 18-10-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) (m)
pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) (m)
pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-10-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
pb4
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u say
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-10-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u say?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply collins91 at 18-10-2011 07:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
na lie dem neva post am b4...............
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 18-10-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hmmmmm
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dongido at 18-10-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Chai.na wa 4 joncin:P
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u say?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u say?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) (m)
who tell u?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-10-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 19-10-2011 09:59 AM (13 years ago) (m)
u wan make he ansa am?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 19-10-2011 09:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i no know oo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-10-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 19-10-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sexymi at 19-10-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Hmmmmm tasty i guess
Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) (f)
nyama.
Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 19-10-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago) (m)
what does that mean?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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