Rich people no go kill me ooo.

Date: 19-10-2011 11:32 am (13 years ago) | Author: Owhologbo Prince
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- at 19-10-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago)
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I went with a friend to visit a very rich family. The maid approached me and ….see me see trouble ooo?Huh? The maid asked;
Question; what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
... Answer; tea please.
Question; Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer; Ceylon tea please.
Question; how would u want it, black or white?
Answer; white.
Question; milk or fresh cream?
Answer; with milk please
Question; goats milk or cow milk?
Answer; cow’s milk please
Question; freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer; umm, I think I will just take the freezeland cow
Question, would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
Answer; with sugar please
Question; bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer; cane sugar pls
Question; white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer; oya, forget abt the tea, jus give me a glass of water.
Question; mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer; mineral water
Question; flavored or non flavored?
Answer; infact get me an empty glass!
Question; do u wan a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
Answer; abeg, I think I will jus swallow my spit!! Which kind wahala be this?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 19-10-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4 b4  Cool Cool

Posted: at 19-10-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe nice one

Posted: at 19-10-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 19-10-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked  Lips Sealed Undecided

Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one.....lol
Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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k

Posted: at 19-10-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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L

Posted: at 19-10-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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M

Posted: at 19-10-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 05:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2011 05:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-10-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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O

Posted: at 19-10-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexsyguy at 19-10-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago)
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p
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 19-10-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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very mch awaire of the popularity of this joke that makes it
a pee bee four statementum
am cum pls...
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-10-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 06:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-10-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 19-10-2011 06:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 19-10-2011 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-10-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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on the other side I said. (ko es too manjey ojzodwi)
Posted: at 19-10-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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