HOW WILL U ANSWER THIS

Date: 20-10-2011 10:30 am (12 years ago) | Author: beautiful nice
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- at 20-10-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and
the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
 "I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,"
Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and
he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. " The doctor continued,
"So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."
 "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded,
the old man replied "No. “The doctor continued,
"The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at...
" replied the doctor........

Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:35 AM (12 years ago)
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The very first time u dey make sence even if na seen b4. Cheesy This ur treatment is working o Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:35 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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rob itch tok
yeye meris
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-10-2011 10:36 AM
Quote from: mixbrown on 20-10-2011 10:35 AM
The very first time u dey make sence even if na seen b4. Cheesy This ur treatment is working o Cheesy
u know say now him don dey drink him agbo

yes oh..... we go need more of that agbo for the rest of ur patients o. as e work for their president so
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Evrarocks at 20-10-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)
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You must be hiqh and dry
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Stephen this one own just start. So him go need fast treatment Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago)
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wit cold wota
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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pb444444
poster e beta make dey sell u buy pure water make person drink
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 20-10-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehe


terybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

may that mouth u use talk dat nonsense be bend 4 ever
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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airbenda partII
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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u no be God,
see as ur eyes big like sitelite,
in fact i value toothpick more than u
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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hahehahehahehahehahehahe
too... priii... wat?Huh???
 Cheesy Cheesy wonda shal neva END
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 20-10-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-10-2011 11:18 AM
u no be God,
see as ur eyes big like sitelite,
in fact i value toothpick more than u




rubbish
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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ok 

rob  itch
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 20-10-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 20-10-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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WETIN LION DEY DO HERE?
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:45 AM (12 years ago)
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to lick ur
rob itch yeye eye balls
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 20-10-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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WETIN LION DEY DO HERE?
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- Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue  Roll Eyes  balls
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 20-10-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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