CORRUPTION

Date: 23-10-2011 6:49 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ellah gibson
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- at 23-10-2011 06:49 PM (13 years ago)
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A rich guy once lived in VI with his pet, suddenly suddenly the dog died. the rich guy went to his church to inquire if he could hold a mass for his dead dog in the church. (CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE GUY & HIS PASTOR)
GUY: Pastor, i dog just died, can mass be held for the poor creature?
PASTOR: definitely not, we cannot hold service for animals in the church. but there is a church down the road, you can check with them if they can help you. (AS THE GUY WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE)
GUY: pastor do you think 1 million naira will be enough for the church service?
PASTOR: Sweet Mary mother of jesus, why didnt you tell me your dog was a christian, we definately, have service for all christians.
 

Posted: at 23-10-2011 06:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- jeffrey4u at 23-10-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-10-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe but...............................  nice one
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 23-10-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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D way ppl tak dey remix joke era... lawa oO!!
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 23-10-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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D way ppl tak dey remix joke era... lawa oO!!
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 23-10-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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u don finish?,oya move front small b4 i wound u
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 24-10-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-10-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 10:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Waris dis koje doing here again
Posted: at 24-10-2011 10:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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dunno, aren't u tired of carrying that thing in ur hands?
Posted: at 24-10-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 24-10-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 24-10-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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greed in action Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-10-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 24-10-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 23-10-2011 08:30 PM
pb5

no 4 again, na 5, see yeye in disappointment
Posted: at 24-10-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-10-2011 04:30 PM
Yeye
Posted: at 24-10-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-10-2011 04:30 PM
Yeye
Posted: at 24-10-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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How e dey do u terry
Posted: at 24-10-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 07:17 PM (13 years ago)
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huh? e dey do me make i kill u make i kill u
Posted: at 24-10-2011 07:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tunji24 at 24-10-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 24-10-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 24-10-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 24-10-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-10-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 24-10-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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