Home & Away - new story

Date: 29-10-2011 1:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
- at 29-10-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Big shot Lagosian, Joe grew up in Mende by Mary Land, then went away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Naija because he felt he could be a BigShot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone.  So he returned and opened his new law office on Ikeja Street among the big Fatimilehin & Co.   The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway.  He decided to create a big impression for this new prospective client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe grab up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.    "No. Absolutely not.  You tell those clowns in Abuja that I won't settle this case for less than one million.  Yes, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear that case next week.  I'll be making the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide the necessary support."    He went on playing himself, "Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."    The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently and quite unperturbed as Joe rattled instructions filled with endless legal jargon.  Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"   The man replied, "I'm from Globacom, the telephone company, I came to hook up your phone."

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- sexsyguy at 29-10-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye poem

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Posted: at 29-10-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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