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Date: 31-10-2011 3:17 pm (13 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 31-10-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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A young woman is on the Eko Bridge, about to commit suicide. A sailor sees her as she is about to jump and shouts: "Wait! Don't do it! I'm leaving on a ship to Europe. I'LL sneak you on board so that you can come with me and start all over!"

"Ok, I guess so, "the woman says.
So he sneaks her on board and stows her away. Every night, he brings her food and they have sexx all night long. This goes on. . .for three weeks. One day, the captain stumbles across her in her hiding place. "What are you doing on board? "he demands.
"Well, I have an agreement with one  of your crewmen, "she explains. "He is taking me to Europe. Every night he brings me food and then we screw. " "You certainly are being screwed, "said the captain. This is the Lagos Island Ferry! "We sail from Ikorodu to Marina daily.

Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Estheraremu at 31-10-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Sad
Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 31-10-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy :'( :'(
Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 31-10-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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free screw ooo
Posted: at 31-10-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-10-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 31-10-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 2-11-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Its okay for the lady no hassle but i no laff
Posted: at 2-11-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-11-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-11-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dayus11 at 2-11-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Cool Grin
Posted: at 2-11-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 2-11-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin dis one she go jump enter inside well.
Posted: at 2-11-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-11-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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