A Delta man

Date: 03-11-2011 11:31 am (13 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
- at 3-11-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago)
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On a Thursday Afternoon, A Delta hustler, went into his cupboard and brought acid thern mixed it with Gaari
while pouring water, his wife suddenly bashed in, seeing the acid bottle beside him, asked his man

Woman; "Honey what is that?

Hustler: "I want to die na nii.........., I have tried killing myself through knife and rope but he no be small thing....no i dey wait for you to check if this one go work for my body"

Woman: oh oh... why you no kill yourself self since... make we know d people wey remain for ground self.

Man; what!... sad and astonished!!

Woman (respnse rapidly): Wetin be ah...! No be so so fumble you go dey fumble to everybody wey one help you, say you get millions in your account...now u no get shi shi die....you no wan die..abeegi make u die better....because children self don dey kill demself for backyard!

Delta Man (Hustler):  Huh?

Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Waris dis
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- all_d_audible at 3-11-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 3-11-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- all_d_audible at 3-11-2011 01:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 3-11-2011 01:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-11-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 08:30 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 3-11-2011 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 3-11-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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NOVICE
Posted: at 3-11-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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no b easy oo
Posted: at 3-11-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 4-11-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-11-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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