IN YOUR BUTT

An igbo man,Yoruba Man and Hausa man who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba guy and the Igbo guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Igbo guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa guy coming with water melons.

Posted: at 3-11-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4 b4

Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahaahahahaa..nice1

Posted: at 4-11-2011 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lets call a spade a spade make una tell dis poster say dem don post dis joke b4 and na today dem postam

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Posted: at 4-11-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

pb44444

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Posted: at 4-11-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

boko haram 

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Posted: at 5-11-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 :'( :'(

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Posted: at 5-11-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 6-11-2011 09:16 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero