Seven kinds of sex

Date: 21-02-2008 9:05 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Achonu Emeka
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- at 21-02-2008 09:05 PM (17 years ago)
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month.  But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.   I have enough problems of my own. 

Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:05 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
- myragonza at 21-02-2008 09:07 PM (17 years ago)
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....mine is the 8th sex..... Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:07 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 21-02-2008 09:47 PM (17 years ago)
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And i don't see mines here... Sad
Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:47 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 21-02-2008 09:58 PM (17 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:58 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 22-02-2008 05:18 AM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on 21-02-2008 09:47 PM
And i don't see mines here... Sad

go to the miner
Posted: at 22-02-2008 05:18 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 22-02-2008 04:01 PM (17 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-02-2008 04:01 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 23-02-2008 10:07 AM (17 years ago)
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MINE IS THE 10th KIND!!!!!!
Posted: at 23-02-2008 10:07 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 23-02-2008 10:03 PM (17 years ago)
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yeah.....8,9 and 10 involves the chocolate and honey...
Posted: at 23-02-2008 10:03 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- freda at 25-02-2008 08:44 PM (17 years ago)
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no comments Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Grin
Posted: at 25-02-2008 08:44 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 25-02-2008 10:12 PM (17 years ago)
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comment now...........
Posted: at 25-02-2008 10:12 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 26-02-2008 05:32 AM (17 years ago)
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funny Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2008 05:32 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 26-02-2008 07:55 AM (17 years ago)
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The second part kinda sound familiar to me... Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2008 07:55 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 26-02-2008 10:52 AM (17 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



hey Mr Poster...u forgot the Washing Machine Sex
Posted: at 26-02-2008 10:52 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 27-02-2008 07:27 PM (17 years ago)
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if you dont need opinions then y did you post this up in the forum.you've made this your problem so come accept it
Posted: at 27-02-2008 07:27 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 28-02-2008 08:41 AM (17 years ago)
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@Khadihah Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

he's being funny by saying that, now you know that ain't no post that goes without a comment... Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-02-2008 08:41 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 28-02-2008 11:41 AM (17 years ago)
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especially from the Chocolate and Honey team....
Posted: at 28-02-2008 11:41 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ayinrin at 1-03-2008 03:23 AM (17 years ago)
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lmao !  Grin v funny. Anyone got any missing types?  Wink
Posted: at 1-03-2008 03:23 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 1-03-2008 10:44 AM (17 years ago)
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yes ooo...I think he's forgetting about the nightstand sex Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-03-2008 10:44 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 3-03-2008 01:23 PM (17 years ago)
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and the Wall Sex....where u carry ur gal to the wall and have it  Kiss
Posted: at 3-03-2008 01:23 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- eanchaver at 6-03-2008 07:32 PM (17 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 6-03-2008 07:32 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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