THE TOMATO SELLER

Date: 19-01-2009 9:58 am (15 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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A man from another country came to the U.S. and learned three phrases.
1.Only fifty cents
2. Very, very fresh
3. Not today, maybe tomorrow.
A lady came to his tomato stand and said ''how much are these tomatos?'' The man said ''Only fifty cents''. Than she asked ''are they fresh?'' The man said ''Very, very fresh''. She then asked, ''Can I buy one?'' The man said, ''Not today maybe tomorrow.''

A thief comes and said ''I'm a thief how much money do you have?'' The Tomato Seller said, ''Only fifty cents''. The thief said, ''Are you being fresh with me?'' The Tomato seller said ''Very, very fresh''. The thief said ''Alright, that's it. I'm going to shoot you.'' The Tomato Seller said ''Not today maybe tomorrow!"

The moral to this story is: If you go to a foreign country, learn as much of the language as possible!'

Posted: at 19-01-2009 09:58 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 19-01-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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is dis a Joke or wat?
Posted: at 19-01-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-01-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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where is the funny part? Huh?
Posted: at 19-01-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-01-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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yemzy, do make you come take your drugs. e be like say i go increase the dosage sef.
Posted: at 19-01-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago)
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lol i beg do....lol
Posted: at 20-01-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi abeg prescribe drugs when go boost him adrenaline....
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 20-01-2009 08:56 AM
Rezi abeg prescribe drugs when go boost him adrenaline....
no. u wan make i cause wahala? the one wey im dey so no do?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzy1 on 19-01-2009 09:58 AM
A man from another country came to the U.S. and learned three phrases.
1.Only fifty cents
2. Very, very fresh
3. Not today, maybe tomorrow.
A lady came to his tomato stand and said ''how much are these tomatos?'' The man said ''Only fifty cents''. Than she asked ''are they fresh?'' The man said ''Very, very fresh''. She then asked, ''Can I buy one?'' The man said, ''Not today maybe tomorrow.''

A thief comes and said ''I'm a thief how much money do you have?'' The Tomato Seller said, ''Only fifty cents''. The thief said, ''Are you being fresh with me?'' The Tomato seller said ''Very, very fresh''. The thief said ''Alright, that's it. I'm going to shoot you.'' The Tomato Seller said ''Not today maybe tomorrow!"

The moral to this story is: If you go to a foreign country, learn as much of the language as possible!'



hhhmmm...interesting
Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xclamation at 22-01-2009 03:37 AM (15 years ago)
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lol i like it not only funny but got a core value ............... i love interesting jokes they bring out de intellectual side of us .................
Posted: at 22-01-2009 03:37 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bethsy at 22-01-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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this is not a joke my freind
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 06:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bethsy on 22-01-2009 10:53 PM
this is not a joke my freind

little baby...na watin....some body say in like am u say no be joke...fire don enter pipe line..now.. Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 06:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-01-2009 05:21 PM
where is the funny part? Huh?

somewhere around you!
Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzy1 on 19-01-2009 09:58 AM
A man from another country came to the U.S. and learned three phrases.
1.Only fifty cents
2. Very, very fresh
3. Not today, maybe tomorrow.
A lady came to his tomato stand and said ''how much are these tomatos?'' The man said ''Only fifty cents''. Than she asked ''are they fresh?'' The man said ''Very, very fresh''. She then asked, ''Can I buy one?'' The man said, ''Not today maybe tomorrow.''

A thief comes and said ''I'm a thief how much money do you have?'' The Tomato Seller said, ''Only fifty cents''. The thief said, ''Are you being fresh with me?'' The Tomato seller said ''Very, very fresh''. The thief said ''Alright, that's it. I'm going to shoot you.'' The Tomato Seller said ''Not today maybe tomorrow!"

The moral to this story is: If you go to a foreign country, learn as much of the language as possible!'


Tales by Hot sun! "morals" na wa o!
Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bethsy on 22-01-2009 10:53 PM
this is not a joke my freind
one man meat na another person kpomo
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 25-01-2009 04:18 PM
Quote from: bethsy on 22-01-2009 10:53 PM
this is not a joke my freind
one man meat na another person kpomo


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signalputte at 27-01-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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And where your own life don cari yu reach, Kafancha?? or Kotonu... talk anoda one dat one no enter..
Posted: at 27-01-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-01-2009 12:11 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 19-01-2009 05:21 PM
where is the funny part? Huh?

somewhere around you!

come show me now, i never see am....
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 27-01-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 27-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Huh?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 27-01-2009 03:22 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Huh?

i hope we are safe? this one wey u come tight mouth plus face..... Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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