Is this an insult?

Date: 15-12-2011 11:52 am (13 years ago) | Author: Bakare Rasheed
- at 15-12-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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There are dis 3 friends in a village nicknamed Trouble, "Ask me", and Respect. 1 day, trouble was lost in d wood so, his friends go to the police station to make report. "Respect" is waiting outside while "ask me" go in to make d report.

 Ask me: Hello officer
 Officer: Hello, what can i do for u.
 Ask me: are u a police man?
 Officer: are u asking me?
 Ask me: No, i'm "Ask me"
 Officer: dnt u ave respect 4 a police man at all?
 Ask me: Yes, i do. he is out side there waiting 4 me to call him in.
 Officer: Hey! u are looking for trouble!
 Ask me: Exactly! Dats the reason why am here.

Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Grin Grin

Posted: at 15-12-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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going to church
Posted: at 15-12-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Beacky at 15-12-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- duron at 15-12-2011 06:27 PM (13 years ago)
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NO, NA phyuk YOU
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kuteprince15 at 15-12-2011 06:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: duron on 15-12-2011 06:27 PM
NO, NA fcuk YOU
diz blacky b0y, wetn we do u? Even ur 40ne dy stammer, which 1 be fcuk again?
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 15-12-2011 06:43 PM (13 years ago)
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go bed
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 15-12-2011 07:00 PM (13 years ago)
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its bitter
Posted: at 15-12-2011 07:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 15-12-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
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old school joke
Posted: at 15-12-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Ogogoro boi hw far

Posted: at 15-12-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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