Write Your VAL a poem (Page 63)

waiting by.....

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Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:32 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

Hahahaha losers..............good nite all am off

Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:34 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

fear fear!!

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Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:36 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

wth! don tell me to wisen up!!! wth! am abt to beat ur as$!!! Just giving them watchers sumtin to heeheee abt!! nah! dont think so!!! just jokes oo! thats all!

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Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:42 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

ak's gone

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Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:44 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

passing

Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kaiiiii make i run

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Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

donkey indeed

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Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

Before he got his new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now he says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.

"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
he said, with eyes of steel.

he clicked the keyboard furiously;
The screen was all he could see,
And then to my horror and shame,
he started describing me:

"Your motherboard needs upgrading;
Your OS needs help, too.
And you definitely need a big heatsink
To cool your CPU."

"Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded.
"Not on Valentine’s Day."
"Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," he said,
While looking at me with dismay.

"What ever you want, my darling;
Whatever you need; you call it.
I’ll upload or download anything,
And then I’ll go install it."

(His hostile CD keeps replaying,
And though I don’t want to fight him,
Is this what I want for a Valentine?
I’ve been burned; can I rewrite him?)

"Are you all hard drive now," I asked
"Is there no software in you?
Don’t you remember the good times?
Let our memories see us through."

"LOL," he said to me, chuckling.
"You’re nothing but adware.
"I’ve got four gigs of memory;
I’ve got no problem there."

"Please, honey, we can save it," I said.
"Our love means more than that."
"That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash,"
he said, as he turned me down flat.

(This man has really changed;
Do I really want to chase him?
More and more I’m thinking
It might be nice to erase him.)

"Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said.
"Can’t we just plug and play?
I hereby accept default,
And I’m yours, my love, come what may.

My goal is to make you happy;
I want to be your portal,
But your sudden, distant coldness
Would test the strongest mortal.

If we need a brand new interface,
So we can FTP,
I’m your go along, get along guy,
And I want you to stay with me."

"If you want to get into my favorites," he said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."

"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."

My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want him to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot him.

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Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

make u write one for me wunzie

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Posted: at 5-02-2010 11:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero