beer vs woman

Date: 15-02-2012 8:42 pm (13 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
- at 15-02-2012 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Beer Vs Woman

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not!
1 point for beer!

Beer is horrible, when it is hot!
1 point for women!

A cold beer satisfies you!
1 point for beer!

For a beer, you pay taxes!
1 point for women!

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry!
1 point for beer!

You can always be sure that, you are the first person  Opening a beer!
1 point for beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself!
1 point for beer!

You know exactly how much a beer costs!
1 point for beer!

A beer does not have a mother!
1 point for beer!

Beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it!
1 point for beer!

So the Score is.
Beer beats women-8 to 2!

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, Know that a beer would
never get angry
Another point for beer!
And if you're a man, you will suddenly realize that beer is more important than a woman

Posted: at 15-02-2012 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 16-02-2012 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 16-02-2012 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 16-02-2012 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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beer will phyuk
beer will cook for you
beer will produce your baby
beer will pound yam for u
beer will follow you out.yeye beer koor bia niii
Posted: at 16-02-2012 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 16-02-2012 02:58 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-02-2012 02:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 16-02-2012 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Lolzzzzz @ kelvin embrace beer and any oda tin will be added unto u
Posted: at 16-02-2012 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 09:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg shey u dey sell beer palour ni
Posted: at 16-02-2012 09:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 17-02-2012 08:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Zeigbo Huh?Huh???h naaa abi u don forget say u be my sells boy
Posted: at 17-02-2012 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-02-2012 06:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok for that ur kpako beer palour Cheesy
Posted: at 18-02-2012 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 27-07-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Wey u de manage 4 me
Posted: at 27-07-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Thonya at 27-07-2012 12:55 PM (12 years ago)
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I beta pass beer jor
Posted: at 27-07-2012 12:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 27-07-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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na that beer i take they chop this food wey u dey see so
Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-07-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 27-07-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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yeye better pass this joke!
Posted: at 27-07-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 27-07-2012 07:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Beta
Posted: at 27-07-2012 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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