"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, cops descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, cops descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 8-02-2009 01:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 9-02-2009 10:59 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 9-02-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 8-02-2009 05:50 PM
sillyjokker na the level be dat? but no try am for 9ja police oh, otherwise e go over you.
Just drop N20 buck things go change.
hmm i go go report una 4 ma uncle wey b police o
Na small thing? Sumtimes if Ole pple dey display the police go just pam for corner until dem finish the whole thing... Oya go report us quick quick... before I change my mind
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sillyjokker na the level be dat? but no try am for 9ja police oh, otherwise e go over you.
Just drop N20 buck things go change.
hmm i go go report una 4 ma uncle wey b police o
Na small thing? Sumtimes if Ole pple dey display the police go just pam for corner until dem finish the whole thing... Oya go report us quick quick... before I change my mind
i don report,bt im say mak i ask u say wetin b ur house address?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 9-02-2009 11:24 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 9-02-2009 11:20 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 9-02-2009 10:59 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 9-02-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 8-02-2009 05:50 PM
sillyjokker na the level be dat? but no try am for 9ja police oh, otherwise e go over you.
Just drop N20 buck things go change.
hmm i go go report una 4 ma uncle wey b police o
Na small thing? Sumtimes if Ole pple dey display the police go just pam for corner until dem finish the whole thing... Oya go report us quick quick... before I change my mind
i don report,bt im say mak i ask u say wetin b ur house address?
I dey come...make I check...thinking
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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