English Wahala!

Date: 22-03-2012 4:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Bourne Identity
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- at 22-03-2012 04:44 PM (12 years ago)
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e get one time i go write exam i don write exam, don write waec, e don reach about 6 times, d 7time way i wan go write exam na im i com dey pray am say God just make me pass dis exam, e com b say na english i dey look for, wen e com reach d day way we go write English, i don write economics, geography, mathematics write biology e com reach English, na so i com dey pray i say, God abeg make e b say d person way go siddon near me sabi English, e com b say i b candidate 29 dey look 4 candidate 30. O boi about 5min. b4 d exam, na im one girl just dey do catwalk dey com, we just hear  koi, koi, koi, koi na im d girl com near my locker. wen d girl com near my locker na im she com look no.29 d nxt 1 na no.30, na im she tell me pls excuuse! me, d excuuuse me way d girl talk i say o boi-ye see english, na im i bend down 4 my locker say, God i thank you bcos i don pass. no do no do we dey write d exam anythg way d girl shed i go shed, if e clean i go clean after d exam nai im i say kai! if i submit d same time with dis girl dey go no say i copy after d girl go submit about 10min later na im me ma i submit na im i rush d girl go tell am thank you, i do si! si! si! d girl no gree turn, na im i rush go way she dey na im i tap am na im d girl turn look me tell me say what, what, wat! o boy na im fear enter my body na im i com dey stammer say Ii-i jos-jos just, I jos-jos just  wan-wan to-to to to, na im d girl provoke as i dey stammer say, please! told me what you want to told me can't you see rain is caming i want to left please, na im i rush go back go collect my papper say, examiner i never finish abeg.

Posted: at 22-03-2012 04:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- jossy4reall at 22-03-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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ok......plz next

Posted: at 22-03-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 22-03-2012 08:07 PM (12 years ago)
hehehe this poster mumu no be small . Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2012 08:07 PM (12 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-03-2012 06:01 PM
ok......plz next
pzs next wk, ok?
Posted: at 23-03-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bummyte at 23-03-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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i cant find the smiley that siuts me best, but i must confess this is really funny
Posted: at 23-03-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 23-03-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis pb4 yoke dry no be small

Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 22-03-2012 08:07 PM
hehehe this poster mumu no be small . Grin
your white hair don make you forget, u b my trainer Wink
Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babelaylow at 23-03-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry......poster i dey cry for u, cus i no say u no  fit pass d english sef  4 real life..talk-less for NP...MTCHEW...
Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 23-03-2012 03:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin i dey laugh ur life
Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 23-03-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago)
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no time poster
Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-03-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 23-03-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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ok wetin
Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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I go soon tear u dirty slap Angry

Posted: at 23-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-03-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 23-03-2012 03:36 PM
your white hair don make you forget, u b my trainer Wink

if na dat man dey train u ........... make u go find anoda trainer cuz u no go learn anything

Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-03-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: BournIdentity on 23-03-2012 03:36 PM
your white hair don make you forget, u b my trainer Wink

hehehe and you be my must mumu student ,
may you rain with your mumu forever
Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-03-2012 04:04 PM
if na dat man dey train u ........... make u go find anoda trainer cuz u no go learn anything
abag find 1 giv me
Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2012 04:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 23-03-2012 04:18 PM
hehehe and you be my must mumu student ,
may you rain with your mumu forever
master of mumu your prayer no go work, jossy don dey find another trainer 4 me.  Tongue
Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-03-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-03-2012 04:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 23-03-2012 04:21 PM
abag find 1 giv me

I go help u but u wil also help ur self...............go for 1 week dry fasting while I do d searching

Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-03-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: BournIdentity on 23-03-2012 04:28 PM
master of mumu your prayer no go work, jossy don dey find another trainer 4 me.  Tongue

hehehe see this mumu guy oo,
yes i am your master because you are a mumu,
no mumu can handle him self, so tonight you come to
my palace and entertain my guests as you be my mumu  Grin
after tonight i will sale you to a new master  Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) |
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