--------One day in mid-May 2010, thousands of People ran home early from work in order to batten down their houses. Hurricane Dudus was reportedly just a few miles South South West of the uptown areas, reportedly packing wind speeds in the hundreds of miles per hour. Persons were warned to have ample supplies of candles, bully beef and other tin food available, as it was still uncertain as to whether or not this hurricane would hit, and if it would be extremely destructive.This joke was widely circulated around May 17, 2010, when there were fierce rumors that a warrant for the arrest of Tivoli Gardens area don Christopher 'Dudus' Coke would be signed.
Hillybilly Divorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,' Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4: 30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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