APRIL FOOL! (Page 2)

Date: 02-04-2012 11:30 pm (12 years ago) | Author: franel
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- franel at 8-04-2012 07:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Fact of Life
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you HIGHER!
Life is already filled with those who want to bring you down.

Posted: at 8-04-2012 07:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 8-04-2012 11:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Go and wash the plate franel
Posted: at 8-04-2012 11:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 9-04-2012 08:02 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
That is ur work not mine

Posted: at 9-04-2012 08:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 10-04-2012 09:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Square4u on  5-04-2012 06:13 PM
Nice update..
MASTERDINHO
is back the mysterious wapmaster.

huh!
Posted: at 10-04-2012 09:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 10-04-2012 11:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  8-04-2012 07:13 PM
Fact of Life
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you HIGHER!
Life is already filled with those who want to bring you down.

Nice quote
Posted: at 10-04-2012 11:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 11-04-2012 11:38 PM (12 years ago)
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thanks

Posted: at 11-04-2012 11:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-04-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago)
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u com well
Posted: at 12-04-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 12-04-2012 07:48 PM (12 years ago)
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In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1.
A student challenges him: "Then prove that you're the pope!"
He ponders for a moment and then replies: "I am one, and the pope is one. Therefore, the pope and I are one."

Posted: at 12-04-2012 07:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 12-04-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago)
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i guess we're not safe here @all.
Posted: at 12-04-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 13-04-2012 04:07 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? then hide

Posted: at 13-04-2012 04:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-04-2012 05:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Through darkness and perplexity, Lord, point thou the heavenly way.

Posted: at 13-04-2012 05:31 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-04-2012 05:32 AM (12 years ago)
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The world is full of fools and the faint-hearted; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbour.
~Benjamin Franklin

Posted: at 13-04-2012 05:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-04-2012 05:49 AM (12 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 13-04-2012 05:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- joshuski at 13-04-2012 08:47 AM (12 years ago)
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umm... Loading comment
Posted: at 13-04-2012 08:47 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ZakiIkechi at 13-04-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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If nah me...i go slap am
Posted: at 13-04-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 13-04-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  2-04-2012 11:30 PM
Your boyfriend calls you on the phone saying ''speaking on phone''
boy = hello angel
gurl = hi handsome
boy = pls am @ mr biggs rite now just wanna see u cos am with those gifts l promise to get for you, de BB Torch with
1 month subscription, 50k for ur  hair, den a brand new car dat i promised to buy for u
girl = wooooow u re soo sweet, which of de mr biggs?
Boy = de one @ milverton road opposite first bank
gurl = am on my way
boy = okay am waiting
gurl = l love you
boy = me too
"den u rush out, enter a cab that drops from ur house straight to de mr biggs and then call him to ask where he is"
gurl = handsome where are you now am @de mr biggs
boy = are u there?
Gurl = yeah
boy = april foooooooollll just kidding
gurl = l hate you
boy = am sorry just joking
gurl = don't call me again
boy = pls
if na you, wetin you go do?
Quote from: ZakiIkechi on 13-04-2012 09:59 AM
If nah me...i go slap am

How u go give am slap for phone?

Posted: at 13-04-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 17-04-2012 07:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: joshuski on 13-04-2012 08:47 AM
umm... Loading comment

hmm../ Waiting comment

Posted: at 17-04-2012 07:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 17-04-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 17-04-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 17-04-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 17-04-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 20-04-2012 03:08 AM (12 years ago)
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I dey waka pass
Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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