Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 10)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 01:55 AM
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
sorry naaaaaaaaa, na slip of name and hand cos am.
e no go happen again  Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:55 AM
sorry i meant d*1*ckMAN  Lips Sealed
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 02:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok, i add 2 join am  Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:55 AM
sorry i meant d*1*ckMAN  Lips Sealed
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:58 AM
sorry naaaaaaaaa, na slip of name and hand cos am.
e no go happen again  Grin
na u sabi.. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry..
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:55 AM
sorry i meant d*1*ckMAN  Lips Sealed
u no like dick Angry Angry >:(dickman,,the name dey sweet u nah,,abi,,
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 02:07 AM (12 years ago)
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with all your faces like dis, abeg no let muzol pull go catch you ooo lol
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:11 AM (12 years ago)
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African American mom
Phone ringin.... daughter picked up

MOM: Qui'Sha where u at? daughter: mom am still at sch. Mom: what u still doin at skul by this time girl? daughter: mom am waitin on Tanya. Mom: who tha'hell is Tanya? daughter: she is my skul friend. Mom: ohh...girl if u don't get your butt back at home b4 dark. am gon'whip yo black ass. You feel me? Daughter: Yes mama.

MOm: Teniquia, where ma doggone rice at? Daughter: I don't know mama. Mom: girl...what u mean you don't kno? And u 'gon be sittin down there playin on tha shit ass phone, tellin me you don kno? Mom: common get your butt up to gi me somethin to drink.
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 02:07 AM
with all your faces like dis, abeg no let muzol pull go catch you ooo lol
u try nah..
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:57 AM
for where, upon all sey na graduate na mummy still dey panra dey halla ram.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin him don find special place for mama heart be dat. Am goin to b usin Newspaper to toilet from now on.  Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 02:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 02:11 AM
African American mom
Phone ringin.... daughter picked up

MOM: Qui'Sha where u at? daughter: mom am still at sch. Mom: what u still doin at skul by this time girl? daughter: mom am waitin on Tanya. Mom: who tha'hell is Tanya? daughter: she is my skul friend. Mom: ohh...girl if u don't get your butt back at home b4 dark. am gon'whip yo black ass. You feel me? Daughter: Yes mama.

MOm: Teniquia, where ma doggone rice at? Daughter: I don't know mama. Mom: girl...what u mean you don't kno? And u 'gon be sittin down there playin on tha shit ass phone, tellin me you don kno? Mom: common get your butt up to gi me somethin to drink.
babe abeg try make you begin start to dey script for Nollywood, you go make am
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:55 AM
sorry i meant d*1*ckMAN  Lips Sealed

lolz.....these two stars actually covered some part of the name come add 1 join am
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 02:15 AM
babe abeg try make you begin start to dey script for Nollywood, you go make am
ok..
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 02:17 AM
lolz.....these two stars actually covered some part of the name come add 1 join am
na u talk am oooo
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 02:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 02:13 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin him don find special place for mama heart be dat. Am goin to b usin Newspaper to toilet from now on.  Grin Grin
if you wan enter d club, contact my brother, YOU WILL BE GLADE YOU DID  Grin
some of the tips na, find isolated place, spread some part of the paper down, begin read the old school paper and dey stool the same time, i tell you, you go read the one wey dey your head finish con enter the one wey dey ground upon all sey some part don occupy for levels  Grin Grin na den you go understand sey 1hour don reach. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 02:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 02:17 AM
lolz.....these two stars actually covered some part of the name come add 1 join am
Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 02:20 AM
na u talk am oooo

I no talk anytin o...make u go consult the stars and the 1. My hand no dey abeg
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 02:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 02:30 AM
I no talk anytin o...make u go consult the stars and the 1. My hand no dey abeg
na u ralk am sha...
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 02:22 AM
if you wan enter d club, contact my brother, YOU WILL BE GLADE YOU DID  Grin
some of the tips na, find isolated place, spread some part of the paper down, begin read the old school paper and dey stool the same time, i tell you, you go read the one wey dey your head finish con enter the one wey dey ground upon all sey some part don occupy for levels  Grin Grin na den you go understand sey 1hour don reach. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin within that 1hr, ehen.... the colon don  dey clean tire self. Chai, no talk am again o...sis. I go dey carry this style use toilet everyday. This your bro him common sense dey intact no be small thing. I like am die. Me I go read sport and stock market section o... I no wan read any deadly topic wey go make me sad. Make me I no con forget why I dey use toilet. Sad  Grin Grin Thank you.
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 02:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 02:31 AM
na u ralk am sha...

Oga come, wetin u see me talk na...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-04-2012 02:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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