pastor knock

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

Posted: at 13-02-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

same as above 

Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U try sha.
4 those wey dey passing God no go let motor jam una o.

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Posted: at 13-02-2009 09:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kido wetin do u 4 mouth? Abi u neva brush dis A.M

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Posted: at 13-02-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin he dey do inside house

Posted: at 13-02-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yu dey there with am?.... busy body

Posted: at 13-02-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice joke keep it up

Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

POSTED B4

Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ouch!

Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

se pe all of una no sabi recommend jokes... nawa o
any way. yemi u fit dey send jokes com my fon direct.

we go talk about moni later.... u understand

Posted: at 14-02-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie