Just Joking

Date: 05-06-2012 1:19 am (12 years ago) | Author: zam obed
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- at 5-06-2012 01:19 AM (12 years ago)
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A guy was pressed, (piss dey worry am) so he decided to ease himself by a wall. Written on the wall was the notice "No urinating here,Fine #500". Unfortunately a police was passing by, co the police took the oppportunity to make small change. after much argument, the guy agreed to pay the fine then the following conversation ensued:

Guy: Oya i don gree i go pay the fine.
Police: Bring the money, i no get time to waste
(the guy pulls out #1000)
(police, thinks for a while, scratches his head)
Police: Bros, be like say you go piss again oh, i no get change 

Posted: at 5-06-2012 01:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- chummyli at 5-06-2012 02:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Kk
Posted: at 5-06-2012 02:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 5-06-2012 03:54 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sportyzander at 5-06-2012 03:58 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 5-06-2012 10:32 AM (12 years ago)
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e don teeey no b small
Posted: at 5-06-2012 10:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Loveday759 at 5-06-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Ur money most not lost piss again
Posted: at 5-06-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Blessd9jaBeauty at 5-06-2012 02:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2012 02:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster u sabi copy no be small u no even change the colour u just copyam come pastam here I troway salute
Posted: at 5-06-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-06-2012 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-06-2012 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 5-06-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  5-06-2012 02:44 PM
Poster u sabi copy no be small u no even change the colour u just copyam come pastam here I troway salute

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-06-2012 06:35 PM (12 years ago)
still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:35 PM (12 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 5-06-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago)
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pb419
Posted: at 5-06-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 5-06-2012 07:01 PM (12 years ago)
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corycat,
if u piss finish make u go meet chummyli for ur membership form , u hear?
Posted: at 5-06-2012 07:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-06-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
ok but still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-06-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 12:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on  5-06-2012 05:51 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 6-06-2012 12:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 6-06-2012 03:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  6-06-2012 12:05 AM
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

 Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 6-06-2012 03:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 6-06-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Kaycee I don hand u ova naaa
Posted: at 6-06-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 6-06-2012 11:57 PM (12 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 6-06-2012 11:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-06-2012 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  6-06-2012 08:15 PM
Kaycee I don hand u ova naaa
make 2 of una dey run am
Posted: at 7-06-2012 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 7-06-2012 06:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Expert u mean una 2... Is a goood tin
Posted: at 7-06-2012 06:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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